Kooky questions

So, Meeshel posted this, and I'm a sucker for these things... so I hope you get some laughes out of this.

1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
When you all see me go up in a red mist... you'll know the answer! HAHAHA

2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
James Blunt, because he's a woman. And his songs make me cry.

3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
John Kerry. Not because of his political views, but to see his botox stuffed forehead pop like a water blatter.

4. What is the best kind of cheese?
Feta

5. You can only have one kind of sandwich?
No! I can eat whatever kind of sandwich I want!

6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie-celebrity of your choice, who would it be?
WELL! First I would Woo her into marriage... But I would have to say Rachel McAdams

7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Same rules as above. Who is it?:
Same as before... Norah Jones.... STOP LAUGHING!

8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. What would you do with the money?
Turn it into Quarters and take a money bath.

9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you going?
London

10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Now that you are in the new location, where will you spend it?
It would most likely be pounds, which means 200 Mighty American Dollars! WOOT! Where's that pub again ol' chap?

11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. What is it?
Guinness so I could feed my people.

12. You can go to anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
I would use my remaining bank account to buy 30 tons of plastic beads, go back to north america, long before you white folk came around, and buy the continent from the natives. Directing the people with my wisdom, world history would be much different. (note: I love native americans, nothing but love here people!)

13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?:
THUS SAYS THE D-V-: THOU SHALT NOT KILL THE SPARROWS! THE SPARROWS ARE MINE SAYS THE D-V-!

14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?:
The name: Harvest! Premise: a group of people have to work on a seed farm. Don't get voted off the Combine!

15. What is your favorite expletive?:
"What the MORDOR? For the love of GANDOLF! Awh FANGORN! That a load of SHIRE.

16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
Take them outside and light'em up! Try to light a cigarette off one of them, maybe save one as my personal emergency TP reserve.

17.Your house is on fire! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. What is it?
DRAT THOSE MUMMIES! Well, probably a gun. You can do alot with a gun.

18. The Angel Of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
Sell everything I own, give it to OXFAM, and buy Death a drink.

19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?
DRAGON BALL Z powers! KAH MAY HA MAY HAAAAAA! Super-saian anyone?

20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
Probably the one where I got in a wreck

21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
HIGH SCHOOL!!!! haha, boy im gonna get some mail on that.

23 You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check this out... you can move to anywhere else in the world! Where would you go?:
Mexico

24 this question still counts, even for those of you who are under 21. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?:
I don't need singles bars! I'm a superhuman james dean!

25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier have given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which late celebrity will you bring back to life?
What's with the moon beams? Anyway... probably Winston Churchill, just to see him slap some politicains around.

26. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
Whoa! well letsee. I don't know if i would wish another life on anyone I love.